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Joke of the Day
"Why is whacking a Donald Trump pinata a really *bad* idea? Because it's full of shit"
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"Sometimes I spice up my love life by getting my girlfriend to wear a long black nightgown with buttons on it. Makes her look just like a remote control."
"If pulled over, immediately ask the officer if they've been drinking in order to establish dominance."
"How do you keep a blonde busy? I actually took this joke from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3nr339/how_do_you_keep_a_blonde_busy/)"
"i love summer so much *sits around doing nothing*"
"So apparently Curiosity, a Mars rover, found something resembling a mouse... If Mars is suffering from a mouse infestation it's probably because Curiosity killed the cat."
"Stranger:""Your tag is sticking out"" Me:""Does it say size 4?"" Stranger:""Yes it does"" Then don't touch it bitch,it's supposed to stick out"
"Your mom is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, and she always comes back for more."
"You don't' have to be upset, if nobody notices you You'd make a decent sniper!"
"Your mother has the prettiest teeth I ever came across."