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Joke of the Day

"So my dyslexia makes it hard for me to take public transportation and... ...oops. Sorry. Wrong bus."

"Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally? He was trying to hold the door"

"I have been trying to find a new hobby So lately i have been drag racing. I win most of the time, it's hard for them to outrun me in heels"

"Fun fact: At the end of Titanic, when all the people are dying in the water, you can hear a faint, ""Marco"" and then an even fainter, ""Polo."""

"There hasn't really been any natural disasters lately Even the mudslides have gone downhill."

"I like my men like I like my books; easy to read and waiting for me in bed. ... And does the dishes. Ok this isn't working"

"Say what you will about human beings, but we did invent ice cream."

"What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean? A Dell rolling in the deep."

"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow. (say outloud for full effect)"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? People like pizza"