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Joke of the Day
"For Christmas this year I'm going to pay my bills and look at pictures of Europe and cry."
Next Joke
"hey people that post selfies on Instagram and caption it 'No Filter', go with a filter next time. serious"
"Parents: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Parents: Mom and dad. Me: Mom and dad who? Parents: Exactly, you're adopted son. ;'("
"Waiter asked if I wanted the soup or salad Me: Yes, I'll take the super salad"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."
"There's no I in you. Yet."
"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Right where you left them."
"Build a fire for a man and he will be warm for a night... Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
"You shouldn't eat Xmas decorations You will get tinselitis"
"Parrot gets around"