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Joke of the Day
"What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer? Neither one is a squirrel."
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"Engineering joke At work today I told an engineer I liked the cool shapes in his design. ""Oh, it's not intentional,"" he responded. ""It's mostly in compression."""
"yesterday, Judge Thompson issued the longest sentence in the Supreme Court's history, needless to say, it was run-on."
"If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring."
"How do rednecks circumcise a baby? Kick their daughter in the jaw."
"I never know what to do with my hands during sex. I just end up snapping my fingers along with the rhythm."
"95% of the men's fashion budget on 'American Idol' goes to leather cuff bracelets and wallet chains."
"It's like an orgasm in your mouth Someone gave me a dessert and said ""Try this, it tastes like an orgasm in your mouth."" I replied: ""You know what tastes like an orgasm in my mouth? Fifty bucks."""
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist."
"What did J. Robert Oppenheimer say after inventing the weedwhacker? ""I am become death, destroyer of weeds."""