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Joke of the Day

"Feeling sad because my hamster died... Well he's not 'technically' dead yet, but I ran out of food so it's really just a matter of days."

"My chess board grew a tumor Thankfully it's B-9"

"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. She's a 10, but she's imaginary."

"How do you tell a joke about ISIS? It's all about the execution"

"The 1st rule of Female Fight Club is: You didn't hear this from me! Seriously do NOT tell anyone I told you, I promised I wouldn't tell."

"What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !"

"Friends are like trees They fall down when you hit them with an axe"

"One i made up for my mexican friends. If a Rabbi blesses food it's kosher. What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest? A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!"

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway"

"The fun way to tell if a celebrity is crazy is by how many times they delete and reactivate their Twitter account."