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Joke of the Day
"Parachuting is probably the best way to put your life in the hands of a backpack."
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"Some people are looking for the meaning of life. I'm still looking for the meaning of I licky boom boom down."
"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst"
"I can't stand pedophiles - Fucking immature assholes."
"Saw a ""Don't Text and Drive"" sign on my way into work today. Good thing I took a second to look up from my phone, otherwise I may have missed it."
"[First day of class at law school] *raises hand* Hi, yes. When do we get our white, curly wigs?"
"The AutoZone guy said my battery was out of juice but he didn't say which kind so I'm going with kiwi strawberry."
"Someone tried to sell me a coffin today... I told them its the last thing I need."
"Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."
"Man shall not live on bread alone. Yet it is easy to forget this at restaurants and end up full before the appetizer."