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Joke of the Day

"Why can't unicorns play soccer? Because they don't exist"

"In Seattle, there's a code that states when two people are walking towards each other, the one with the bigger coffee cup passes first."

"Want to know if your wife loves you as much as your dog? Lock them both in a trunk of a car and see who's happy to see you when you open it to let them out"

"What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say? Urea!"

"If I call you cupcake it's because I'm probably going to put my vanilla frosting on your forehead"

"What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden? Seizure salad."

"Obviously chocolate was created for women It's called HERshey, not HISshey"

"I have constipation. ..I don't give a shit."

"Incest It's all relative."

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making head lines...."