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Joke of the Day
"what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone? ""deez gutz"""
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"Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."
"What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren."
"My 5 y/o's best Knock Knock joke yet Knock knock Who's there? Monkey balls Monkey balls who? Don't you mean monkey *bars*?"
"Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?.... because they cant find the point."
"Pro tip: when a cop asks you to step out of the car, don't reply with ""I'm too drunk, you get in."""
"How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!"
"Three small children walk into a bar... These kids not used to times square"
"A duck walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""why is there a duck in my bar?"""
"Why does camping never get boring? Because it's in tents."