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Joke of the Day

"""Do you think I could sell this couch on Craigsface?"" --Grandma"

"Doing the splits is easy -- slip on the first snowy step when taking the dog out and let gravity (and panic) make you an Olympic gymnast!"

"FYI: The .gif file format is pronounced ""jiff"" I know because I joogled it."

"What's the difference between being erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole dam bird!"

"I have seen you with no filter, and I still adore you."

"My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her. But I keep telling her 'I'm not going to leave my wife'"

"How does a crackhead order their whiskey? On the rocks"

"I have a light that gets sexually aroused by me. I turn him on."

"What do you call a Mexican midget prostitute? Cunts-way-low!"

"Russian Nursery Rhyme The incy wincy conrade Was tugging at his chain About rights of workers He complain The secret police Am get order to restrain And the incy wincy comrade was never seen again"