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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked ""Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?"

"What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? Names! -Bo Burnham"

"How do you make a cat go ""woof!"" Pour lighter fluid on it and set it ablaze... ""WOOOOF!"""

"I was sitting in a bar... When a guy yells out, ""Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?"" She yelled back, ""Because I swallowed them all!"""

"What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites? The laundromat."

"Sexual Innuendo is really funny until you shove it down someones throat."

"Apparently a lion has won a talent show in South Africa The judges said it had roar talent"

"Idea: ATM that sends you encouraging messages like ""You Can Do it"" or ""Ramen Noodles Aren't So Bad"" when you check your sad Account Balance"

"I hope that guy that ""wants to be a billionaire"" makes $999,999,999.00 and then gets hit by a bus"

"Did you hear about the homemade poison ivy remedy? You can make it from scratch."