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Joke of the Day

"Sexual Innuendo is really funny until you shove it down someones throat."

"Have you heard the joke about the black man and the mexican? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal. And you thought I was racist."

"I was going to commit seppuku the other day. But I didn't have the guts to go through with it."

"Please follow the instructions 1) Read all instructions 2) Sacrifice a goat 3) Cut off your fingers 4) Eat glass 5) Only do number one"

"I did some research to study if women like to use soap or body wash when they shower. 100% of them didn't like me watching them while they bathed."

"I don't think it's by accident that the ceilings in trailer homes aren't high enough to hang yourself from."

"I'm at the doctor's office & they don't know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I'll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless."

"What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams? Harry Frotteur"

"I often wonder how different it would be if I were to go back to grade school Not so much with the knowledge I have now, but with the penis I have now"

"Joke What did the cup say to the mop"