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Joke of the Day
"What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god? Are you Thor?"
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"You attract more men when you smell like butter, sauteed ham and onions than any expensive perfume."
"God only gives you what you can handle. Really? Because I'm pretty sure I could handle way more money."
"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he'll plan fishing trips with his buddies to escape from his annoying wife."
"I would. What kind of idiot would put the punchline in the title?"
"An atheist, a vegan, a libertarian, and a BMW owner walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone in the bar within 2 minutes."
"What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life."
"I am extremely offended by the song ""God is Dead"" by Black Sabbath. How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that? ...when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well."
"If I were Obama, I'd totally lead with ""My fellow Americans, the situation looks popeless."" #SOTU"
"What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black? [OC] A parka, son."