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Joke of the Day

"What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god? Are you Thor?"

"How many Italians can you fit in a bathtub? Don'tworryaboutit."

"Making a good baby joke is easy But the delivery is a bitch."

"Hate it when I can't find my slippers so I have to stand upon the wings of my pet pterodactyl Benedict as he fetches me the morning paper"

"There's no such thing as an automatic door. Just gentlemen ninjas."

"How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they have to steal it first."

"I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back ""I know."""

"One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!"

"Her: I can't cook because, I ""believe"" I can't cook. And you want to know what makes me believe that? Me: The arrival of the paramedics?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!! haha funny fun pun so funny joke haha (upvote this) haha lol =)"