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Joke of the Day

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!"

"What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear? Delici**OSO**!"

"It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve. Get out of here Steve."

"I haven't been drinking. I know what day it is. I didn't lose my pants. This might be my car. I know how to drive. -Lies I've told to cops."

"I hate finding out I'm arguing with someone who actually knows what they're talking about."

"I'm not sure what the first church on the moon will look like... But I'm sure the mass will be the same."

"A farmer planted a crop of puns They were home groan."

"A wizard named Ifa, who became leader of the Dothraki tribe People call him Wiz-Khal-Ifa"

"A man was arrested for having sex inside a West Virginian Olive Garden with an employee. Apparently he took ""When you're here, you're family"" too literally."

"I used to hang out with a guy who was covered in mushrooms. He was an all around fun guy."