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Joke of the Day

"The Orthodontist wants to pull my daughter's 2 loose baby teeth & charge me $250. I bought the biggest bag of caramels I could find for $5."

"*Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman all avoiding eye contact with Aquaman as he walks in to work & sees Michael Phelps sitting at his desk*"

"Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle? Mohammed"

"there should be drug education for future nerds covering topics like ""chill out. take a drink"" & ""don't be the D.D. for people who hate you"""

"[first date] Her: I love your scent, what is it? Me: desperation."

"What do you call a well-hung gay man? Fruit by the foot."

"Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease? Ones a cunning runt..."

"My uncle was a weird man...Artificial Legs.... Real feet"

"What's a boxers favorite joke? Punchline."

"What do you call the space between a Mormon's butthole and balls? a Latter-day taint!"