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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hoover not make the football team? Because he sucked With love and sexy things from Jaques x"

"What's a feminist's favorite subject? Trigger-nometry"

"When do you care for a man's company? ""When he owns it."""

"A knock knock joke I made up when I was 5. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Amanda. ""Amanda who?"" A man, duh. (Thought it was hilarious at the time.)"

"I decided... I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""

"There's no better feeling than not giving a fuck."

"I was trying to convince my friend to go fishing the other day. It took a while to convince her, but then she finally agreed and had fun fishing. She eventually fell for it hook, line, and sinker."

"My friends all say I tell bad jokes, but they're wrong... I tell jokes ""badly"""

"I saw a woman texting and driving today and it really pissed me off... So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."

"Chicken Pot Pie My three favorite things."