201423
Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my radioactive isotopes... Really hot and completely unstable."
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"10 ways to avoid clickbait! Well, that wasn't one of them.."
"Me and my baby mama are gonna name the kid Pun It wasn't intended"
"What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions? Spocrates."
"There once was a man named Dave... who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit, and missing one tit, but think of the money he'd save."
"My credit has gotten so bad... ...that Mastercard started sending me bills in Spanish."
"Sharks prefer Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles in a blind taste test."
"Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support."
"What's the difference between a chick pea and potato? I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face."
"I got robbed last night The burglar replaced everything with an exact replica"