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Joke of the Day

"I've found a place with 90% recycling rate r/jokes"

"How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub"

"What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist."

"Is it ok to hate a certain race? I am fine with 5km races but marathons just do my head in."

"if you took every species of rattlesnake in the US and laid them end to end, I would yell at a safe distance, ""STOP DOING THAT!"""

"Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up? The dinocologist"

"Squishing breasts an blasting them with radiation to cancer prevention is like... Sticking a Molotov cocktail up your butt and spraying sparks at it for prostate health."

"How much did the critic tip the waiter? Two cents"

"Man walks into a doctor's office Doc: Sir, I'm afraid that you have a very serious case of... onomatopoeia Patient: Oh no! is tha- Doc: Yes... it's exactly what it sounds like"

"What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come in little white crackers"