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Joke of the Day
"What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come in little white crackers"
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"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two... One to beat the the room for being black and the other to beat the switch for being broke."
"There 2 types of people in this world, Those who can count and those who can't. I guess i can count"
"College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back."
"What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper? You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D"
"Why do sharks live in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze."
"Anytime Tim Tebow contemplates... ...it's a Christian Ponder. joke courtesy Michael Starrbury"
"Password: 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, 1 stair case, 1 briefcase, 1 in case of emergency, 2 cases of beer, and 1 quesadilla."
"What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system? A spider"
"Why did Henry VIII fail his classes? Because he lost all his Tudors."