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Joke of the Day

"I just came home with 25 pairs of carpenter jeans. . . My wife thinks I'm building a new wardrobe. BTW original, thought I'd share."

"[NSFW] If you're born with a penis you're a boy, a vagina, you're a girl, but...... If your born with a couple of cunts for parents then you're probably gender neutral"

"When I was a kid my family was so poor my parents were forced to give my imaginary friend up for adoption."

"Hey UK! You're looking great! Have you lost a few pounds?"

"Subway is like prostitution... You pay someone else to do your wife's job!"

"News has just come in that The Mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring. Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat. Edit: this is /u/Onetap1's joke, credit goes to him"

"What does a ninja use to measure someone's pulse A **stealthoscope**"

"Just saw a redhead break his arm. #GingerSnap"

"How do you call the mexican who lost it car? Carlos"

"A banker friend of mine had a breakup recently He lost interest."