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Joke of the Day

"Something went wrong .. ha ha A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"Veni, VD, vici I came, I caught, I cankered"

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"

"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just the two... but it takes a whole dedicated team at emergency to remove it."

"Where does Ned Flanders pick up women? On OkilyDokilyCupid"

"girls love us tall guys but as soon as we use our height to ""constantly slam dunk on them and their loved ones"" they stop replying to texts"

"Why don't tents have locks. Because black people don't go camping."

"Did you hear about... Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack!"

"What do you call unreasonably strand fat people with authority? Fatscists."

"I like my women like I like my Coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer"