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Joke of the Day

"Something went wrong .. ha ha A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"I once dumped a cross-eyed chick Thought she was seeing someone else."

"How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped? She isn't standing in the kitchen"

"I went into a pesticide shop and asked the owner if he had anything for flies. Stupid idiot shat in my hand."

"Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes."

"I feel sorry for my testicles. They can't even hang out without being judged."

"""This isn't my first rodeo"" -Guy at his second rodeo"

"I don't understand why certain people don't get communist jokes All it takes is a little common sense."

"A blind hooker tried to give me a BJ once she said I had the biggest penis ever. I said ""Ha, you're pulling my leg"""

"How do ghosts become friends? They bond over boos. I made this up while sleep-deprived last night. I am sorry."