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Joke of the Day

"I went into a pesticide shop and asked the owner if he had anything for flies. Stupid idiot shat in my hand."

"Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel popular."

"DONALD TRUMP (45 minutes into watching wall-e): this film is not what i hoped it would be"

"What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand? Cuatro sinko"

"The hardest thing about working in a restaurant is that your throat is always dry from spitting in everyone's food."

"What do you call a door only prostitutes use ? Hodor"

"Trophy Wife Any wife can be a trophy wife... ... if you take her to a taxidermist."

"Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad ""Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."" Me ""he's a wookie. "" Dad ""he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."""

"What do you call a handjob from a rocket scientist? A stroke of genius."

"A Sadist and a Masochist are walking down the street. The Masochist says, ""Hit me."" The Sadist says, ""No."""