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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why certain people don't get communist jokes All it takes is a little common sense."

"Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you dont know the man & he doesnt know youre eating his popcorn"

"I love wearing my ""I'm with Stupid"" t-shirt... I have no friends."

"What did the prostitute say to her client? ""It's a business doing pleasure with you."""

"Which November holiday is a weed smoker's favorite? Danksgiving."

"I'm gonna cook tons of bacon, crush it up and sell it for extra money to support my family. Bacon Bad"

"two atoms are talking.. ""Hey Bob, why the long face?"" ""I've just lost an electron."" ""What, are you sure?"" ""Yes..... I'm positive."""

"Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement."

"Why do Jews have such large noses? Air is free"

"Have you ever opened your wallet and wondered if your dollar bills have ever been in a stripper's butt crack?"