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Joke of the Day

"Dear women, 3 reasons why you need to accept we men are mature. No 1. We know what upsets you. No 2. Hahahahahaha... I said ""number 2"""

"What's your least favorite race? I personally can't stand 5K's"

"If donald trump marries donald duck ,What will they name their child? Donald Dump"

"I have a friend that's a Jehova's Witness This one time she got mad at me, because she told a knock knock joke, and I refused to answer."

"If ex asks you to go bungee jumping remember, cord goes around feet not neck, no matter what they tell you."

"Martial Arts for weak prisoners A new martial art similar to taekwondo is being developed for weak people that go to prison. It is named TyroneNo"

"Why did the doctor quit his job? He ran out of patients."

"We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday, for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."

"Did you see Matt Damon's character in Invictus? That's apartheid like to play."

"Me: I don't care how cute you are, I will tear you to shreds if you don't start cooperating. Wrapping paper: *rips*"