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Joke of the Day

"Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community? Because he was transitioning."

"what was Joan of Arc's hidden talent? She could really cook."

"What is a small, one story home made of poop called? A dungalow"

"My friends usually get upset with how often I make jokes, but I need to stay strong. You see, seven days without puns makes one weak."

"""Doctor, tennis has caused bad pain in my forearms"" -There's nothing I can do ""There isn't?"" -Not until you bring in your other two arms"

"Do crazy shit. You'll learn from it, be a better person & have bad ass stories to tweet about. The latter is the most important of course."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black."

"Whoever said technology will replace paper... has obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an iPad."

"I would never let my kids watch the orchestra Way too much sax and violins."

"My wife left a note on the fridge that said ""This isn't working I'm going to my mom's"" I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about."