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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a race with the egg, but I'm not sure who came first."

"I don't always tell dad jokes But when i do, he laughs"

"I write a lot of racist jokes, but, don't get me wrong, I'm not a Republican."

"I treat my body like a temple.. That's been destroyed by ISIS"

"""Is it not funny or am I just not getting it?"" ~ Everyone reading a newspaper comic strip"

"How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend? ""Pasta la vista, baby."""

"I just went to poop without my phone & had to entertain myself with a magazine like a god damned caveman."

"Stephen Hawing running for president Just kidding.....he can't run"

"A lady said I was catching up to... her in terms of age. I said she must be moving too fast."

"The Energizer Bunny was found dead today from sexual exhaustion His battery was put in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming."