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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a race with the egg, but I'm not sure who came first."

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"""Ok, guys, before you start calling me a pervert, let me just say I found a great source of protein."" The first guy who ever milked a cow."
"I used to work at a knife factory but then it got dull."
"A Tough Question, by Jon Stewart If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?"
"Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways? All that Muslim hatred can really run you down."
"What takes up 12 parking spaces? Six women drivers."
"Asked a girl what I had to do to get her, she said, ""GET LOST!"" So I stared... Realising she wasn't saying more, I asked, ""which season?"""
"Maggie Thatcher is due to be buried in a man made lake. Well, it will be once everyone finishes pissing on her grave."
"How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant? Dress her as a choirboy"
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