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Joke of the Day

"CAPTAIN AMERICA: *punches guy* Take that villain CAPTAIN BRITAIN: *punches guy* Take that guvnor CAPTAIN CANADA: *punches guy* I am so sorry"

"What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident? Hidden Run."

"My grandmother said she would give birth to my mother when the time machine was invented. Apparently she lied."

"ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US would they be considered a developing nation?"

"What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !"

"As long as the stupid phrase ""interracial relationship"" exists, I'm going to refer to same race ones as a ""color-coordinated relationship."""

"Why do Ethiopian women give the best blowjobs? You know they'll swallow"

"What did the dentist say to the golfer? ""You have a hole in one. """

"I like my coffee how I like my women Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America"

"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"