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Joke of the Day

"Maggie Thatcher is due to be buried in a man made lake. Well, it will be once everyone finishes pissing on her grave."

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery? Shuck it long, and shuck it hard."

"What's the longest word in the dictionary? ""Smiles"" because there is a mile between each S!"

"How did Aladdin die? Carpet bombing."

"Where do detectives go to have a drink? The Search Bar."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure? The bucket"

"What did the black man get for his 18th birthday? Your car."

"how to know if a thin girl is anorexic? she posts her nudes in bbw subreddits."

"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !"