92922

Joke of the Day

"""Ok, guys, before you start calling me a pervert, let me just say I found a great source of protein."" The first guy who ever milked a cow."

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"What do you call an adopted ghost? Transparent"

"If Mayans could predict the future, why didn't they predict their extinction?"

"What do you call a cashew in space? An astronut."

"[On WebMD] I have a sore throat [Throat cancer] I wasn't done, and a stomach ache. [Cancer] Couldn't it be the flu? [If it wasn't cancer]"

"My old car is a great investment It doubles in value every time I fill the gas tank."

"Why are vegans so salty? To hide the fact that their food has no flavor."

"Why Do Kids In High school Take Art? You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff..."

"What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common? Both were shot before a live audience."