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Joke of the Day
"She can argue for 4 hours straight... but ten minutes into a blowjob and her jaw hurts."
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"Johnny Depp would have made an excellent Catwoman."
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"do you know the difference between a government bond and a man? The bond matures."
"What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory? Successful. *if u dont get the joke, successful = six-es-ful*"
"I hate three things (1) Posting on /r/Jokes (2) Lists (3) Irony"
"Double negatives: A big No No"
"Trump announces plan to crush China by sending Chris Christie to every Chinese buffet in the country."
"What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl? The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D"