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Joke of the Day

"I hate three things (1) Posting on /r/Jokes (2) Lists (3) Irony"

"How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet."

"I'll take ""That's Not A Category"" for $200, Alex. ""That's not a category."" Yes, that's right. ""That's not a category."" I chose that, yes."

"I hate what you've done with the place."

"BRAKING NEWS ... A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"I'm really glad I'm taking physics... ...because although my grade falling, at least I can calculate it's velocity."

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? (say outloud) With little knotsies."

"I overdosed on Viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life."

"Drinking Remember, it isn't drinking alone when you're pregnant."

"In the presidential election, who does the elephant vote for? Donald Trunk."