80806

Joke of the Day

"Trump announces plan to crush China by sending Chris Christie to every Chinese buffet in the country."

"Why did the Samurais armor break? There was a chink in it."

"""Two Blondes"" fell down in a hole Two blondes fell down in a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see!"""

"""YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?"" - guy that just got a new kite for his birthday"

"90s kids won't get this . . Social Security benefits. ."

"Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. Love, -Tim"

"What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam"

"""Ameh."" ~ Atheists at the end of a prayer"

"What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other? Same time next month?"

"The paraplegic would be easy to oppress They would never make a stand for their rights"