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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by feeding my mogwai after midnight Whoops, wrong sub. By the way, if you see one, just throw it in the microwave for like 45 seconds."

"What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman who won't do what she's told."

"What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common? Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right."

"""It's pronounced poor-shah, not por-shh."" ""Ok, got it doo-shah."""

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs They always take things literally"

"Why are pirates, pirates ? CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off"

"hear about the gay indian? he's a brave sucker...."

"What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-sucking parasite? A lunartick."

"Last CsGo update"