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Joke of the Day

"Quitting the gym because it's easier, quicker and cheaper to simply invite my friends over for dinner every day and make them fatter than me"

"Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?"

"""Dress for the job you want,"" they said. Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option."

"Why did the pedophile get a job at the bakery? because he likes his buns fresh from the oven."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? My refrigerator doesn't fart when I pull my meat out of it."

"What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight? Muay Thai"

"I inherited one of the paintings done by Adolf Hitler today. I don't want to hang it in my house though. I'm afraid it's bad Jew Jew."

"Steven Tyler jokes Just a normal guy looking for some Steven Tyler jokes."

"During sexual intercourse Jimmy suddenly stops and becomes motionless.. .. Girl: What the heck are you doing?? Jimmy: I have seen this on adult porn sites, it's called ""buffering"""

"Did you hear about the Math teacher who is afraid of negatives? He will stop at nothing to avoid them"