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Joke of the Day

"How to fall down stairs: Step 1: Step 2: Step 3: Step 4: Step 5: Step 6: Step 7: Step 8: Step 9: Step 10: Step 11: Step 12: Step 13: Step 14: Step 15: Step 16: Step 17: Step 18: Step 19: Step 20:"

"Why is your ass split vertically? Because if it was split horizontally it would clap when you're going down the stairs."

"Why are air hostesses bad at dating? Most men aren't interested in **plane** women."

"What's your mom's favorite bird? A cock or two."

"if you watch the titanic backwards hundreds of disgusting sea zombies come together as a community and rebuild an old ship"

"Me: ""people always think I'm gay! Do I put off a gay vibe?"" Guy whose back I'm massaging in a bubble bath: ""maybe a little"""

"What is a euphemism for gay wizard sex? Taking it in the Dumbledore."

"Now why do sumo wrestlers shave their armpits? To avoid being mistaken for feminists."

"I like my pork butts like I like my women Slathered in BBQ sauce, stuffed in a pot, and then cut up when the lid doesn't fit right."

"Your mother is a 10 On the Richter scale When she walks"