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Joke of the Day
"Why are air hostesses bad at dating? Most men aren't interested in **plane** women."
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"Switzerland on Austrians: ""Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?"" ""So that they can't raise it upside-down"""
"Mike Tyson asks you: How do you think the unthinkable? With an Itheberg"
"On this planet... Every 10 seconds... there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped!"
"I weighed myself today, then I ate the scale."
"What do you call an angry terrorist? Amin Amood"
"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Orange."" ""Orange who?"" Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Orange."" ""Orange who?"" Knock knock. ""WHO'S THERE?"" ""The president."" ""Well, why didn't you just say so?"" ""I did."""
"No matter if you are American or European 9/11 is a sad date"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking."
"By 5, the human child can walk and feed itself, but doesn't yet stray from home, as it relies on parents for tablet charging and maintenance"