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Joke of the Day

"Bill Russell tried to sell a championship ring to LeBron James for $1...... ...... but LeBron only has 3 quarters. Read online on a comment. LOL"

"What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill? The penguin who pushed him!"

"Work meeting Boss: it's come to my attention that someone has been eating out of the trash! Everyone, including his pet raccoon looks at me"

"Did you hear about the Spanish Fire Brigade jose and hose b"

"What kind of fish has no father and looks like shit? A Bassturd."

"Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class."

"Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm Even god couldn't hit a one iron"

"Just came into a HUGH sum of money... I'm an ant and its a penny."

"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment. What do you call a barn full of Mexicans? Updated farm equipment"

"Twitter is like a very demented game of The Sims. Everyday I check to see how my people are doing and make sure they're still alive."