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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road I parked across from the grocery store."
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"I'm so tired, I just typed a tweet into my GPS. It responded with directions to my day job."
"My name is Steven But the bank calls me Owen. Owen Lotts."
"H: What is that you're having for lunch? Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*"
"Let me think of a joke... Well, I would've told you a joke about my dick, but it's too long."
"People on Tumblr have PTSD Potty Trained and Socially Disordered"
"""What the hell was that? What the hell was that? What the hell was that?"" (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)"
"Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees? PNC"
"Masochist meets sadist. ""Torture me"", saids masochists. Sadist replies: ""No way"""
"I heard Oscar Pistorius had a hard time finding a lawyer for his murder trial... they kept saying he didn't have a leg to stand on."