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Joke of the Day
"I lost my mittens and my girlfriend today. One might say that I'm in between gloves."
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"My dad shouted ""shut up idiots"" to the cats. I told him ""You're speaking English to a cat. You're the idiot. You have to meow at them."""
"Can clocks keep secrets? Time will tell."
"A Drinking Problem! Math Teacher: ""If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"" Student: ""A drinking problem."""
"Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?"
"What's the difference between gay men and a refrigerator? Fridges don't fart when you pull the meat out."
"It's called a ""Monte Cristo"" sandwich because one day it will return disguised as another sandwich & seek its revenge"
"Parenting is basically telling your kids they need to eat more fruit then telling them to quit eating all the fruit."
"What do you call a sexually active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo"
"Remember when? Remember when the worst thing about Volkswagen was that they made cars for Hitler?"