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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand."
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"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... You are in seine"
"I have the head of a German Shepard and the body of a 16 year old boy.... They're both in my car and I want you to see them."
"Say what you will about drag queens... but they get into more woman's pants than I do."
"College is like unprotected sex... Good until you get tested"
"Oh my god, hotels. Relax. My stay was fine."
"What do you call 4 chinese guys and 4 black guys standing in a line? A sprinkler, chink chink chink chink nigga nigga nigga nigga"
"I broke my finger today... But on the other hand I am completely fine."
"Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well, here he is: [Prince Albert in a can](http://imgur.com/65aBahK) EDIT: Anyone remember that old-old joke?"
"Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm"