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Joke of the Day
"Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm"
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"My mom once got drunk and stabbed me because I look like my Father... Just kidding, she shot me. But hey, the past is the past. She's sober now and I can finally walk again."
"What's a 6.9? A good time ruined by a period."
"No one ever smells their finger because it smells good."
"Even the coffee is leaving a bad taste in my mouth. Wait...am I being poisoned? *drinks it anyway*"
"Linguistics Student: ""What's a glottal fricative?"" ""*Heavy sigh*"""
"What's a mass in your body that is really helpful? A cyst!"
"Is the dog ending in Silent Hill 2 an easter egg? Or is it actually canine in the storyline?"
"Buy this car, this is a good car, you could put a bunch of ducks in this car, probably 30-40 ducks"
"It's unfair to call me lactose intolerant when you consider what I'm willing to go through for lactose."