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Joke of the Day
"Oh my god, hotels. Relax. My stay was fine."
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"A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac lay awake all night wondering if there is a dog. EDIT: Credit to David Foster Wallace."
"Watson walks into room and sees Sherlock having sex. He inquires is she in high school. Sherlock replies.. Elementary! My dear Watson"
"A man posts an original joke to http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes"
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne. Acne waits until you're thirteen to come on your face."
"What's blue and fucks grannies? Me in my lucky blue suit."
"What is your favorite joke that's so bad it has become funny again?"
"Did you hear about the housing prices in Baltimore? I hear they're a riot!"
"My mom went to go buy a Christmas tree from the store The man behind the counter said ""are you going to put it up yourself?"" Mom says ""no thats terrible, im going to put it in the family room"""
"Whenever someone says they did something ""like a boss"" I assume that means they didn't do it at all and are taking credit for it."