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Joke of the Day
"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... You are in seine"
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"What's an Israeli ghetto called? Palestine."
"i hope people on September 2nd 1885 were flipping out on Back to the Future Part III day"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he 8n't afraid to bust out his 9."
"If you're not buying kraft mac and cheese you might be buying an impasta."
"I feel sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of"
"Whenever your girlfriend tells you she's on her period remember not to say things like ""that explains it."""
"A cow went to war... But he didn't know what was at steak."
"If the house is in the kitchen, and Diana's in the kitchen, what's in Diana? A state (Indiana)"
"So Decartes goes to a restaurant for dinner... After enjoying his meal, the waiter asks Descartes if he would like any dessert. Politely, he responds, ""I think not,"" then immediately disappears."