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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between a black person and a snow tire? ones a person and the other is a tire.... you racist."

"My kids are giving all the people on this plane a hard lesson in birth control right now."

"I just bought the politically correct edition of Doctor Who. What's the deal with all these Cyberpersons I keep hearing about?"

"If life was a video game it would be created by EA Because you have to pay real money inside the game."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? Only a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."

"What did James Potter say to his wife when she told him she's been cheating with one of his friends ? ARE YOU FUCKING SIRIUS ?"

"My dad was fired from his job in road work for theft... I didn't believe it at first. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, But when i got home all the signs were there."

"My mind wants to dance but my body is a really awkward white guy."

"What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart? An actress."