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Joke of the Day
"Morbidlly obese preteens at the nail salon are what's wrong with America."
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"Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns."
"Wife and husband laying in bed And the husband says ""honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."" To which the wife replies ""you have a bigger dick than your brother!"""
"A fascist, a billionaire and a president walk into a bar... ...and he says ""one beer please""."
"NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN."
"Why is 17 called the ""mother-in-law"" in black jack? Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant."
"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm read for free"
"*uses Ouija board* NEW PHONE WHO DIS"
"I just called the suicide hotline AND THEY DON'T THINK RUNNING OUT OF MAPLE SYRUP WHILE I'M EATING PANCAKES IS A REASON TO KILL MYSELFFFF!!!"
"Cats are so lucky. Nobody thinks twice when they run from company and hide under the bed. I do it and its ""weird""."