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Joke of the Day

"On the demolition teams last job... They did a bang up job"

"When asked about whether or not Arnold Schwarzenegger upgraded to Windows 10... ...He replied ""I still love Vista, baby"""

"You'd think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor"

"One of the underrated 2011 subplots is the battle between local car dealer commercials & hostage videos on who has worse production value."

"Girlfriend and I placed a bet to see who was better at Super Smash Bros for the N64 I beat her so badly! I do wish we had a chance to actually play a race before I had to take her to the hospital..."

"No one looks more suspicious than everyone else at a gas station."

"A study of married women showed that 90% of married men still masturbate The other 10% have dumb wives."

"What do we want? CLICKBAIT! When do we want it? The answer will shock you... ***** Edit: There was this one weird typo that doctors don't want you to know about."

"Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they looked."

"Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)? They can't defend towers."