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Joke of the Day

"On the demolition teams last job... They did a bang up job"

"What's red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator."

"A friend of mine wanted me to recommend a TV series that 'ends with a bang.' I told him he might like Cowboy Bebop."

"My phone auto corrected Donut into Donuts. I never felt more proud to be an American."

"Jessica Biel's dad's first name is Batmo."

"I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the kitchen to czech the fridge There is turkey But it's covered in Greece There's Norway I can eat that. Edit:spelling"

"How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once? Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president."

"Fun trick: Handcuff her and tell her you're taking her to 50 Shades of Grey. That way she can't escape when you go to The SpongeBob Movie."

"Did you guys hear about the mob of comedians? It was a riot."

"I love my lungs... ...they have a place very close to my heart."