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Joke of the Day

"I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the kitchen to czech the fridge There is turkey But it's covered in Greece There's Norway I can eat that. Edit:spelling"

"Every ghost story ever I walked into my house, and fell asleep. It was then, 3 hours later, I woke up and realized... I don't have a house"

"Did you hear about the cheese that exploded? There was debrie everywhere."

"If vegetarians eat vegetables.... ....beware the Humanist!"

"We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control."

"What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions? Donald Ducks I'll show myself out"

"A man walked into his house and was delighted... ...when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps."

"I am so bad at self-deprecation"

"Which letter has the best bum? Big Rs"

"What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord? A-minor"