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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine wanted me to recommend a TV series that 'ends with a bang.' I told him he might like Cowboy Bebop."

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"[Airport security] Guard: Your flight leaves in 5 minutes Centipede: No problem. I'll just run. I have 100 legs. Guard: Remove your shoes"
"I just lost my job and was told I should apply for COBRA. I said okay, but I think the G.I. Joes are going to be very disappointed in me."