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Joke of the Day
"What is a martian's favourite chocolate? A mars bar"
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"Hipsters were tensious before it was cool. Because they're pretentious."
"With his campaign struggling, Ben Carson seeks to appeal more to a mainstream and humanize himself with a new campaign slogan... Once you go black, you never go back. Carson 2016"
"What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"Why was the graveyard so noisy? Because of all the coffin."
"Why is the moon tastier than Earth? It's meteor."
"PMS Jokes aren't funny. Period."
"What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship? Let's get on the ship, men!"
"if you dont know what do to with ur life why not just lay on the floor and think about how somewhere in the world a dolphin is backflippin"
"A naked women robbed a bank.... A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face"