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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the inventor of cough lollies died last week? There'll be no coughin' at his funeral"

"IDEA: Ban fabric softener & harness the resulting static electricity to end dependence on foreign oil. You're welcome, Obama"

"You know who really likes debates? De fish"

"What's Bill Gates's favorite dessert apple turnover"

"My friend told me this joke about a party host who made his guests line up for juice... I can't seem to remember the entire joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch line."

"Whats the difference between a woman and a plate? You can lick a plate dry"

"Someone was told me that they were an actor. I told them I wanted coconut milk in my chai latte."

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world 1) Those who are bad at maths 2) Those that are good at maths"

"I heard the best time travel joke tomorrow."

"Who'd win if Batman fought Santa? Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer."