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Joke of the Day

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world 1) Those who are bad at maths 2) Those that are good at maths"

"What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 45 min."

"I hate people with club feet... I'm lack toes intolerant."

"I just found a quarter in the vending machine, if anyone is looking for a sugar mama."

"I was tanning on the beach with my son. After a while, he looked at me and said, ""You're look like a lobster."" ""Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?"" I asked. He said, ""No, you're just really ugly."""

"I got arrested... I got arrested for punching a guy at a new years party, when you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."

"A guy cat calls a girl ""Hey, what's up girl?"" ""My eyes."""

"'I Love You' is a mathematical function where, 'I Love' - is constant and ; 'You' - is a variable.."

"What do you call a shitty band that only plays in the winter? Coldplay."

"If you say the words 'beer can' in a British accent, it sounds like you're saying 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent."